FIC: Guns Away (T, no warnings)

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Title: Guns Away
Fandom: Star Trek Voyager
Characters/Relationships: Kathryn Janeway/Tom Paris; Tuvok, Chakotay; Harry Kim; Neelix
Rating: T, for mild sexual innuendo
Warnings: none, unless you're squicked by icky food stuffs
Summary: If shooting your mouth off is not a good idea, you can always weaponize Neelix' cooking.

A/N:  This one was written for the VAMB Secret Drabble exchange (word limit 1,300, so "drabble" is being used loosely). As soon as I read the brilliant first-line prompt provided by kjaneway100, all I could think of was Mae West ... And then this happened. And I find myself begging, like Prospero, As you from crimes would pardoned be, Let your indulgence set me free.

Pure fluff, with no redeeming features and no connection to my other stories involving the relationship - platonic or otherwise - between the Captain and her helmsman. Set post-"Threshold" and "Investigations", A/U if you will, but canon-consistent in theory. (Who knows what the crew got up to in between episodes, right?)

Thanks to my ever-faithful Runawaymetaphor for cheerleading. I own nothing of Voyager but the friendships it produced while writing about it.

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